The Honorable Judge Turpin

Regarding the lifting of the curfew and the subsequent rise in crime thereafter:

Certainly one expects a certain amount of lawlessness from the common crowds of Terra, but so soon after the curfew has been lifted? Are these commoners so desirious to be placed under curfew again?

( What is it about the law... )

Court, I am sorry to report, was exceptionally dull today.

I feel a visit to the Palais d'Or is in order, to relieve the tedious monotony of the day. Should any colleagues care to join me, I shall be attending the ballet tonight.

-J. Turpin

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